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WARNING TO SEXUAL PREDATORS
We are not stupid. We know you exist out there. We know a gathering of nude people, especially nude families and
children, attract you like flies to feces.
But don't come here. We are watching for you. We know what you're like. We know how to spot you. Maybe not today,
maybe not tomorrow, but your true colors will show through. We teach our children how to recognize you, how to avoid you,
how to report you.
We are fiercely protective of our children. You will not find fertile ground here for your sexual passions. Save us
and yourselves a lot of trouble. Go elsewhere.